The Beta News

I accidently stumbled upon these two articles.

I had no idea that I was worshipping communist smurfs as a child.

A few extracts:

First of all, the Smurfs shared everything. The food in the Smurf village was stored away in those mushrooms the minute it was harvested and then equally distributed to all the Smurfs throughout the year. No one “farmer Smurf” sold his crop to a “consumer Smurf,” or saw his labor exploited by another. It was understood that the crop was for the entire Smurf population, not for the sale or profit of one Smurf alone.

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