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		<title>A Day In The Life Of Twitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 14:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis Bjørn Petersen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is only my second video, so please be gentle. Using summize.com I&#8217;ve gathered some of the tweets from desperate, disappointed or even angry twitterers after twitter.com&#8217;s nasty downtime last Wednesday. Which program and on which hardware I made the video is not important, at least not now, but it&#8217;s a part of my quest [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.thebetanews.com/wp-content/2008/05/twitter-1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-666" title="twitter" src="http://www.thebetanews.com/wp-content/2008/05/twitter-1.jpg" alt="twitter 1 A Day In The Life Of Twitter" width="300" height="214" /></a>This is only my second video, so please be gentle.</p>
<p><img src="file:///tmp/Twitter.jpg" alt="Twitter A Day In The Life Of Twitter"  title="Twitter photo" />Using summize.com I&#8217;ve gathered some of the tweets from desperate, disappointed or even angry twitterers after twitter.com&#8217;s nasty downtime last Wednesday.</p>
<p>Which program and on which hardware I made the video is not important, at least not now, but it&#8217;s <a href="http://www.thebetanews.com/my-quest-for-the-apple-part-deux/">a part of my quest for the Apple</a>.</p>
<p>Of course, this could also be <a href="http://venturebeat.com/2008/05/29/twitter-dont-blame-ruby-blame-scoble/">Robert Scoble and other twitter super users</a> (Fake Steve Jobs calls them twittertards) fault. I doubt it though. They just need a solid backbone and some better infrastructure.</p>
<p>I say that without knowing what their problem is, but my guess is just as good as blaming someone else.</p>
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<p>Anyhoo I just wanted to show you this little video I made the other day. I&#8217;ve uploaded it to Viddler and YouTube.<br />
The song is <a href="http://alanataylor.blogspot.com/2008/04/twitter-song.html">Alana Taylor&#8217;s Twitter Song</a>. Thank you very much for letting me use it.</p>
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		<title>Show Me Your Desktop Fake Steve Jobs</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 12:46:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis Bjørn Petersen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you remember to read last week&#8217;s interview with Shoemoney? This season&#8217;s last interview is with Fake Steve Jobs. Most people know Steve Jobs (creator of the iPhone), but not everybody read Steve Job&#8217;s secret blog/diary. Some say it&#8217;s not written by Steve Jobs himself, but by Fake Steve Jobs. Some even say that Fake [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.thebetanews.com/wp-content/2008/05/pictureoffakestevejobs.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-661" title="Fake Steve Jobs" src="http://www.thebetanews.com/wp-content/2008/05/pictureoffakestevejobs.jpg" alt="pictureoffakestevejobs Show Me Your Desktop Fake Steve Jobs" width="300" height="230" /></a>Did you remember to read last week&#8217;s <a href="http://www.thebetanews.com/show-me-your-desktop-jeremy-schoemaker/">interview with Shoemoney</a>? This season&#8217;s last interview is with Fake Steve Jobs.</p>
<p>Most people know Steve Jobs (creator of the iPhone), but not everybody <a href="http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/">read Steve Job&#8217;s secret blog/diary</a>.</p>
<p>Some say it&#8217;s not written by Steve Jobs himself, but by Fake Steve Jobs. Some even say that Fake Steve Jobs actually is <a href="http://floatingpoint.wordpress.com/">Forbes senior editor Dan Lyons</a>.</p>
<p>Fake Steve Jobs aka. FSJ has nicknames for many things. Microsoft is The Borg, people who work at Microsoft are Borgtards, twitterers are twittertards, WSJ tech-journalist Walt Mossberg is Goatberg and <a href="http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/05/smoking-hot-sarah-lacy-has-smoking-hot.html">Sarah Lacy is hot</a>.</p>
<p>FSJ writes why Apple is so cool, and why Apple&#8217;s products are so damn innovative and awesome. He finds most people annoying and is upset by negative people.</p>
<p>FSJ like turtlenecks, black, white, trees, zen and is a benevolent dictator.</p>
<p>This video from TechCrunch&#8217;s Crunchies says it all:</p>
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<p>And now the interview with the great Fake Steve Jobs</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em>What is your background picture?</em></p>
<p>Solid blue.</p>
<p><em>Why did you chose that picture?</em></p>
<p>I&#8217;m boring. And easily distracted. Solid color lets me focus on what I&#8217;m doing.</p>
<p><em>If you have a personal and a work computer, which program do you use the most on your personal computer?</em></p>
<p>Firefox.</p>
<p><em>Which program do you use the most on your work computer?</em></p>
<p>Firefox.</p>
<p><em>Internet Explorer or Firefox? </em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Firefox.</p>
<p><em>Why do you use IE or FF?</em></p>
<p>I hate IE. I hate all the new Microsoft apps. Too cluttered and bloated.</p>
<p><em>What is your favourite program?</em></p>
<p>Firefox.</p>
<p><em>Which program is the worst?</em></p>
<p>If you mean what&#8217;s the worst program I use, I&#8217;d say it&#8217;s Quark CopyDesk. If you mean what&#8217;s the worst program in the entire known universe, it has to be Lotus Notes.</p>
<p><em>Do you have any tips and tricks on how to get the most out of your computer or blog? </em></p>
<p>Spend as much time as possible working on it.</p>
<p><em>Mac or Pc and why?</em></p>
<p>Mac. The OS is better.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Thank you very much Mr. Fake Steve Jobs. I&#8217;m really thrilled that you took the time, out of your very busy and innovative life. I know it can be hard to communicate with the man on the street.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Peace out!</p>
<p>This is the season finale (I always wanted to say that) of Show Me Your Desktop, but unlike certain other &#8220;shows&#8221;, I don&#8217;t cancel something, just because people don&#8217;t watch it. (Take that Fox, CBS, ABC and SciFi).</p>
<p>Season 3 will be back very soon with brand-new questions and more interesting people.</p>
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