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		<title>Breaking News: Batman Peed His Pants</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 13:10:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis Bjørn Petersen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all pee, but not in comics and superhero movies Thank you very much Kevin Smith (yes that Kevin Smith from the movies) for ruining Batman with this &#8220;story&#8221;. Apparently DC has allowed Kevin Smith to write a few Batman stories without any editorial review or any restrictions. This is not good. The drawings aren&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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<div id="attachment_982" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 594px"><a href="http://www.thebetanews.com/wp-content/2010/07/batmanpee1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-982" title="Bladder spasm" src="http://www.thebetanews.com/wp-content/2010/07/batmanpee1.jpg" alt="batmanpee1 Breaking News: Batman Peed His Pants" width="584" height="696" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">We all pee, but not in comics and superhero movies</p></div>
<p>Thank you very much Kevin Smith (yes that Kevin Smith from the movies) for ruining Batman with this &#8220;story&#8221;. Apparently DC has allowed Kevin Smith to write a few Batman stories without any editorial review or any restrictions. This is not good. The drawings aren&#8217;t good either.</p>
<p>The comic is named &#8220;Batman: The Widening Gyre&#8221; #6</p>
<p>I really like Kevin Smith, but this is just bad.</p>
<div id="attachment_979" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 572px"><a href="http://www.thebetanews.com/wp-content/2010/07/wg02.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-979" title="White cosplay" src="http://www.thebetanews.com/wp-content/2010/07/wg02.jpg" alt="wg02 Breaking News: Batman Peed His Pants" width="562" height="325" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Batman in white is a no-go</p></div>
<div id="attachment_980" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 548px"><a href="http://www.thebetanews.com/wp-content/2010/07/wg03.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-980" title="Orgasm" src="http://www.thebetanews.com/wp-content/2010/07/wg03.jpg" alt="wg03 Breaking News: Batman Peed His Pants" width="538" height="467" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Yes he&#39;s Batman. I don&#39;t need more reasons to be envious.</p></div>
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		<title>Holy Gadget Batman Apple Releases *Insert Name Here*</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis Bjørn Petersen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning:*This post may contain spoilers!* As the picture shows Apple has done it again. They&#8217;ve just announced it at the WWDC08 in San Francisco. I know that because I&#8217;m liveblogging from the PWAAWWDC08 (People Who Aren&#8217;t Attending WWDC08 aka. my living room). They&#8217;ve taken *insert common gadget name here* reinvented and redesigned it. All I [...]]]></description>
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<p>As the picture shows Apple has done it again. They&#8217;ve just announced it at the WWDC08 in San Francisco. I know that because I&#8217;m liveblogging from the PWAAWWDC08 (People Who Aren&#8217;t Attending WWDC08 aka. my living room).</p>
<p>They&#8217;ve taken *insert common gadget name here* reinvented and redesigned it. All I can say is: The new Apple i*insert Apple gadget name here* is freakin&#8217; awesome!!!</p>
<p>I can wait to get my hands on the i*insert Apple gadget name here*!</p>
<p>According to Steve Jobs the suggested retail price will be $5.499 which is pretty cheap for a i*insert Apple gadget name here*.</p>
<p>I know a lot of students will have to get one. Most bloggers will get one for free. They need something to attach the schwag to.</p>
<p>Again thank you very much Steve Jobs. The Apple i*insert Apple gadget name here* is awesome. I can&#8217;t believe you guys have done it again.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t wait until you release the SDK in a year so the business people can get one too and actually use it.</p>
<p>UPDATE: Some of my readers have pointed out that I&#8217;ve forgotten to put in the name of the new iSomething. I&#8217;m terribly sorry about that.</p>
<p>UPDATE 2: More readers have pointed out that my big head is hiding the actual new Apple thingy. Again I apologies.</p>
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