Pet the Robot

Mon, Feb 19, 2007

General Nonsense

In a post last week, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a hot human woman. No one answered! I know you are shy…its ok!. However the conclusion from the documentary was about 95% of the hetero guys said they would. The other 5% expressed a strong preference for lying.

Based on those numbers and responses in the documentary, it seems that every guy has his own threshold for the quality of the robot. Some guys would only consider tapping the robot if it was indistinguishable from an attractive human woman. Other guys are already humping their computers (internet).

Many of them said they would only have sex with the robot if it was brand new. But what happens after six months of monogamous robot love when you find a sticker on its foot that says “Inspected by Carl”?

I would be concerned if the software in the robot would be provided by Microsoft. First of all, I think we can all agree that the name “Microsoft” is bad branding for sex robot software. But that’s not the biggest problem. One software malfunction and you’ll have to call the fire department to get your pecker off the roof.

I would write more, but I suspect it would all be downhill from here.

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