Don’t worry Homer J. Simpson can help you out.

That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college!

America’s health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well…all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don’t live in Paraguay!

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’.

I hope I didn’t brain my damage!

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